You know you are a bush gurl when:

• Your phone is so heavy, that you can use it when working out.

• You have to run 12 m away to get reception, when your phone rings.

• You notice small pieces of seaweed on your body, after taking a bucket shower.

• You start chasing the goats and you find it very amusing.

• You go to the bush to take a shit.

• You forgot how to use a stove.

• You go to bed at 7 pm, because there is no light.

• You dream about fried rice and chicken.

• You see a lot of cars and you get frightened, running around in a wild panic.

• You wash your hands inside the Ethiopian dish, in the Ethiopian restaurant.

• You wake up in the morning with some sand in your ears.