Allergy

I went to the immigration and I got a cold
I wanted to speak to the officer, but I was just coughing

I went to my lecture at the University
But I got a rash
The told me that I should read the book instead,
But I got a headache

I was passing Buckingham Palace
And I got a stomachache

I wanted to watch some TV
But as I turned it on, my rash came back

I went to see the Louvre
Once again I got the headache
So finally I decided to go see the docta

Docta give me some medicine,
He tell me, to stay away from such places,
They are not good for my health.
He tell me, I have an allergy,
I am allergic to bullshit.