I went to the immigration and I got a cold I wanted to speak to the officer, but I was just coughing I went to my lecture at the University But I got a rash The told me that I should read the book instead, But I got a headache I was passing Buckingham Palace And I got a stomachache I wanted to watch some TV But as I turned it on, my rash came back I went to see the Louvre Once again I got the headache So finally I decided to go see the docta Docta give me some medicine, He tell me, to stay away from such places, They are not good for my health. He tell me, I have an allergy, I am allergic to bullshit.